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I don't know. What's going on, Paul?
What's the matter?
Max asked me to go to dinner with him after work tonight.
Christ!
MICHAEL: Hi.
[NANOOK BARKING]
[ALL CHEERING]
What's that smell?
ALAN: Easy pickings.
Actually, I'm looking for a Batman, Number 14.
Oh.
[ALL LAUGHING]
Lucy, you're the only woman I ever knew...
SAM: I think you should sit down. LUCY: What happened to your face?
We've gotta stick together, Sam. We've gotta stick together, bro.
I wish I was the lizard king
-What about Mom? -Just don't tell her anything.
lf you hadn't met me, if I hadn't liked you....
[YELLS]
I haven't changed my mind about that.
It's a rip-off.
[ALL SCREAMING]
There's one thing about solar eclipses I never could stomach. All the damn triffids.
...sometimes the address label is curled up just a little like that.
[SCREAMING IN DISTANCE]
I think we should let Michael know what's going on.
Be one of us Todd
You drank someone's blood? Are you crazy?
Remember, you have to kill the leader.
What's going on?
-You're a vampire! I knew it! -I am not!
[WIND CHIMES TINKLING]
[FLIES BUZZING]
[WHIMPERING]
Maggots, Clark You’re eating maggots
[COUGHS]
EDGAR: He's not glowing. -I know. Hit the lights.
Sam, no!
I nailed one of them with a bow and arrow.
-Michael. -No!
Fat chance. Nobody drives this baby but me.
Michael.
Now you know what you are.
I'm fine. It was a real scary comic, that's all.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Mike. Mike.
That wasn't wine they gave me to drink. It was blood.
Mike, they're here!
The LEGO movie 2 The lost boys both screaming
He came into the store, and--
-Well, if-- -Terry.
-We have to have a heavy conversation. -Where's Michael?
-Ah! -Oh!
[DAVID LAUGHING]
The Widow Johnson called. She said to pick her up at 7 instead of 8, okay?
Read the TV Guide, you don't need a TV.
There's no TV. Have you seen a TV? I haven't seen a TV, Mike.
DAVID: Michael. Michael.
Come on.
[LOST BOYS WHOOPING]
SAM: Michael?
Yeah? Well, what happens if my mom is dating the head vampire?
Don’t fight, Lucy. So much better if you don’t fight.
There's nothing wrong with Max. Why don't you want me to see--?
He doesn't run over me.
Just like one big happy family.
Mmm. It tastes wonderful.
You did the right thing by calling us. Does your brother sleep a lot?
It's too late. My blood is in your veins.
Or steal your mother away from you.
-It's insane. -Tell me. I promise not to laugh. Honest.
[SCREAMS]
...all half-vampires will return to normal.
-lf you're a Martian. -Or a vampire.
I can't talk about it on the phone. It's Michael.
Oh, well, that's so sweet.
Got a problem, guys?
Come on, Nanook.
Mom, what's that smell?
Hey, ouch! My hair.
You'll only wind up ripping the cover, and I don't like that.
I told you not to come in here anymore.
And don't tell me it doesn't make her a bad person, Mike.
SAM: Ah! -Shut up, Sam.
But all will try to take you with them.
Well, you're the man of the house...