Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Like a make-out sesh, no tops.

I'm not calling her.

I didn't even realize that you cared about me until we broke up.

So the Wild West party's on Saturday.

It's no big deal. It's behind me. It's in the past, so...

- It's hard to say his name. - It's okay.

LLS? What is wrong with you?

We're going to the party. Relax.

- Maybe he didn't hear that. - You can come back.

Like Gandalf through Middle-earth?

Actually, I'm sorry.

Wait. Have you been texting him?

Wait, did you just make up a theme song for yourself?

Well, first of all, maybe think about what women like to talk about.

- My bros. - Douche-bag jar.

i no a 9 year old that whaches this whaaaaaaaaaat

Grind it out! Ha, ha!

Is that fun for you guys?

You're talking to Tiger Boobs.

- Keep your head up, all right? - All right, player.

Was there something I could have done differently?"

And then she does that.

What have you done, Schmidt?

Hey, Coach, what's...? Oh!

Yes. Mostly print right now, so...

Oh, yeah. There it is.

Yeah, you gotta figure that out. Some crazy person's calling you.

Little P-mint tea? Yum, right?

- Are you not on the list? - Man, I'm on the list.

We are in this situation because of you.

You’ve gotta take off those overalls

She dumped me. And I'm over it.

so that one day I'm not an old man filled with regret.

I got your back. You gotta have mine.

- Don't talk to me. - Yeah, okay.

- Come on. - It's cool.

I don't think she knows what motorboating is.