Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. - What are you doing?
Whoa. Cute-guy alert.
- Get me in the party. I'm begging you. - I'm not calling.
You look like a hungry badger.
See you inside, Schmidt.
You guys don't know what you're talking about.
Well, I've never really been great at this stuff, so...
She's going out to find a rebound
Bijou ...
Also, I like to sing to myself a lot.
Your stripper name's Rebecca Johnson?
There's beers in my house
Do the shoes fit, Jess?
Uh, my boss says that I don't know how to talk to women, which is ridiculous.
Oh. I guess it was something about the words you used.
- She's on fire - Ah!
Come on, what time is it?
- Take them off. - Okay.
- Hey, Jess, that guy was ajerk. - Yeah.
- Who's that girl? - Who's that girl?
Do you know why she dumped you? She must have hurt you bad.
He didn't say the college part, did he?
You know, I'll be like your guide.
- Date thing. - Phew.
at least six or seven times a day.
- I'm gonna kill myself. - Call Caroline.
Just a slob like one of us
And I owe it all to you