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Then you're the old man yelling at the kids running across your yard.

Look at us. Couple of losers. We both got dumped. Jeesh.

What if God was one of us?

All right, all right.

I'm sorry, what was the question again?

I don't even know why we're still talking about it. Why's everybody looking at me?

- What, are you a model or something? - Yeah.

Yeah. Absolutely.

They get old, and they get sad, and they get weird.

What? What did you just say? Go put a dollar in the jar right now.

- That was nice, man. - You have to leave now, all of you.

That's why I need a new apartment.

And it's something, something, something

I say no. I need to be able to come home from work...

Yes, I swear it's the truth

Just remember, you're the one thing

I'm kind of emotional right now because of the breakup...

You know what happens to people who keep it all inside?

This party is everything to me. Please, Nick.

You go to the bathroom, you call me, and you tell me all about it.

I am so proud of you.

I will now. - Front and backs?

Oh, dude, she texted me seven times. Like, long ones.