Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but that probably helps too.

All right, mate. So, you're mates with Wankerthon?

for a man called The Orgazoid.

- below the radar of the norms. - The norms?

'This is going horribly! Need a joke.'

Oh, no reason. I mean, I love kids. Not in a bad way, in a nice way.

Why didn't you tell me about the wanking-off bit?

Well, I want you to keep doing it, but I want you to do it because you want to do it.

Well, yeah, yeah, I suppose I have.

'It'd certainly be less hassle.'

All right, whatever.

I've been very lucky and I like to spread that around.

at an outdated venue.

OK, that sounds good. What sort of affair were you thinking of?

'Nothing's gonna happen, but nothing must remain a total secret.'

'Oh, must hide more. Can't hide more.'

School reunion? That doesn't sound very you.

to the Polefield School Reunion at a school disco club and...

'I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.'

Why does everything good have to be some horrible arrangement?

'No, she wants me to call her!

He used to call me a flod. I think it was a mixture between a flid and spod.

We both want it to happen.

Borneo Function.

Well, I do like to be totally accurate.

Jeff? You're going to Frankfurt with your ex?

but my boss was actually really cool about it.

I'm full of Diet Coke here, man.

So, listen, I've organised a trip to the safari park on Saturday with Sally and Foz.

Right, that's cool.

Don't be a dick! Go and get it.

I was thinking that was probably one of the best days of my life.

'Low-quality takeaway,

well you're becoming a pain in the arse