Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What the fuck are you doing here? Are you screwing Wankerthon's mate?

'to the brutal rhythm of the oompah band.

I helped him out.

'Or is that grizzly bears?

Mark, come on, what the hell's going on?

But I like it! It's like going to a strip joint with the Pope!

And Gub Club, are they like your butler?

Sophie has not called me once yet,

'She made some friends pretty fucking quick! '

and I don't think I wanna pay for it with you.

Well, that sounds amazing!

Let me have a go on the old gear stick. I'll take it up to fourth.

That's just the normal ringing noise. That's normal.

'Great call. Friendly but flirty, didn't overstep the mark.

'Lured them all to the safari park like a Bond villain, but what's the aim?

'Most of my rivals from school have probably perished in Blair's oil wars.'

There's gotta be a catch. You're gonna be his drugs mule.

'It's worked! All my references to how much above

We hang out, we fuck around on the PlayStation,

He bought you a jumper?! What else has he bought you?

- Stop the car, Foz, it's Mark's wallet! - All right!

- Give that back! - Oops! Butter fingers!

I got it signed by Douglas Adams when he came to the big WH Smith's.

but now they're all coming out... What a lot of feelings!

Oh, I just... really appreciate the male form.

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Oh, this is lovely. Thank you.

'Christ! What do you do to avoid lion attack?

So, Soph, do you fancy coming along to my school reunion on Saturday?

Hey, Jez! Great idea. This is so much fun.

'I can't swim in a three-piece suit. So screw you, cynics! '