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I'm sorry, Jez.
He's not a man, he's a band. He's one of the most brilliant techno pioneers of all time
Mark, you remember Foz?
but I'm looking for a kind of, like, handyman.
I thought you might like this.
What's going on? Who's wanking who off?
That's a hypothetical question. I don't answer hypothetical questions.
A fucking safari park?!
Don't flaunt your wad, Jeremy, it's not becoming.
'In fact, she's definitely not gonna mind cos I'm not gonna tell her.'
'How can something so wrong feel so right? '
And you don't have to be a smackhead to wank off old geezers,
'Have to side with the powerful to survive.'
Did you do it?
"So, see you tomorrow."
'This is all very wrong.'
Can I get you a drink?