Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, man, my job is the nuts!
No, I haven't. It's not...
'Jesus! Come on, throw me a bone! '
Riiiiight. Nice
God, you look great!
'Home studio slipping away! '
No, Jeremy!
Fuck that, I love you and I want to have sex with you.
'Wow, he didn't hit me. Bit disappointing.
I haven't had a proper drink for six years.
Cos I can tell you right now I'm not burgling any Democrats.
Hello, sexy.
You're disgusting!
- I am getting married to you, OK? - Yes, sure.
'Nothing dodgy about this, just going for a swim in my trunks.
About us.
The safari park with that dickhead Foz?! Have you gone mental?
The Snooker Club that used to be a public toilet?
- Hi, honey, I'm home. - And good luck with Midnight's Children.
Cos I'm in hell.
and she said, "Mark, let's do it," what would you say?
- Yeah, I know. - Well, why didn't you say?
Either that or I'm an incredibly hard-to-detect paedo.
No, we need to call the warder.
See how much money you earned this week.
Who's that? 'Is Russell back?
'There she is - lovely Sally Slater.
It's the perfect way to start our affair.
I could invite Nancy. Yeah, brilliant excuse to see her.
Why didn't you tell me about the wanking-off bit?
Look, I'm sorry, Sally, I just don't know if I can do this.
Sorry, I didn't think.
'Anything that doesn't mention I masturbate over her memory is probably good.
What's that?