The Virgin Jerri - Strangers with Candy [S02E03]

Bite it.

What happened to your virtue, Jerry?

Hey, look.

I'd love to tame his blue-veined, swayback throbber.

Because.

It sure is.

They're like wolverines trying to burrow down to our musky treasures.

Clam up, here comes our dates.

I've got something boys want, and they can't have it.

I knew you'd show.

Where'd you get them?

But when we're frigging, be gentle, because theoretically, this is my first time.

Sherry, look, I just don't want to ruin the date by not giving him what I want.

That's it for today.

32 years ago, I dropped out of high school and ran away from home.

Hey, Barbara, wait up.

Hey, I was just thinking about you.

Thanks for last night, Carlo.

Let's wait.

I can't believe they asked me to have lunch.

Do you want to go to the bathroom and talk?

So get one on your way out.

Thanks for the pizza.

You better 86 to 69 talk, Jer.

Virgins?