The Virgin Jerri - Strangers with Candy [S02E03]

Carlos, I'm talking.

You know, a date.

Of course not, Sherry.

Oh, am I dickless?

That's good to hear, Jerry, because Drake Rogers leads to a bad reputation, and a bad reputation is something we can't be associated with.

Hey, thanks for escorting us, Jimmy.

Tomorrow's a school night.

What a floozy.

Hello, I'm Jerry Blank, and I'm a 47-year-old freshman.

Hmm, not according to Drake.

As long as it doesn't interfere with you having sex.

You know, Copperhead, the best part about being a virgin is that you... Shazam!

Cool.

Hey, Jerry.

Let's go, Tammy.

That's all right, Jerry.

Drake, I just want you to know that I'm a respectable girl, and I expect a respectable night full of respect.

Grape.

They did it.

Why don't you want to spend some time with me and my cousin's camper?

We can drive around my car and then stop.

Hey, whore!

Understand.

I'll be right back.

I'll pick you up around 10, 15.