Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't know if you can read his little T-shirt. It says, "Get well beary soon."
Told you. I'm just gonna clean up your neck a little...
Oh, dear, did we spit out our pills, slip out of the ninth floor...
There's only so many times a woman can say, "How about the bed?"
Almost done.
Roommate Agreement? Are you kidding?
Penny forgot to use the subjunctive
Not with a bang but with a nephew.
...and we sure as shooting don't get our hair cut by bottle-blond...
Trust me, if you were even a little conscious right now, you'd be laughing.
Anyway...
The watch is magnificient
...so I got you this.
With that in mind, if you can hear me...
I can do anything. The world is my oyster
I'm sorry, it's the bad-boy attitude that comes with this hair.
Survival training? Is that like camping?
- Okay, what just happened? - I don't know.
With the kind that flows down to your shoulders...
Enough !
...and your haircut is number three on that poster from 1946.
I'm gonna put on my Tuesday pajamas tonight.
They didn't have anything barber-themed in the gift shop...
The world is my oyster.
Feynman was a famous physicist.
Penny, you're not trained. You're not licensed.
...sometimes it's nice not knowing what's coming.
No, hang on. Roommate Agreement.
But I think I can pull it off. Well done, Penny.