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What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best homo!
"The ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
He's not a man, This monkey
-Me? -Yeah, because you're perfect.
We ended up talking for like two hours.
Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk.
Besides, you've literally just brought home a random bear.
GENO IS TRASH
I haven't been out in a while.
Another WIN for mittmon!!
The same.
The Other Side of Darkness
What are you doing?
Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks.
Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife!
Yeah, I decided I'm up for it.
No, I can't bear to have anyone see me.
I didn't know it was possible not to know that.
Hey, George...
Well, I'm gonna type it up.
Just leave it and go.
Maybe it is time for you to be changed.
He's making the whole thing up.
"My wife's in a coma."
BERNIE IS DEAD YOU MORONS
It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it!
We only wake you up for the important meetings
...I don't wanna be the one to tell him no.
Bravo, Margaret. Bravo.
That’s another DK for AJF!
Oh, here. Weekend at Bernie's II. Now, that's an hilarious premise.
I don't know.
What’s the difference? You’re their all-time best homo.
Outlet?
Reilly doesn't work here anymore.
Well the hot dog called. They’re running out of homos
Hey, everybody, look. The little chicken girl wants me to ease up.
"Hey, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
...but could you lighten up on the "not a man" stuff?
He doesn't even have a house like I do
FINAL ANSWER!
What's the difference. You're their all-time bestseller!
Smoked him, I say.
When there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on throats.