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- I wish they'd put Chris in already. - Relax. It's his first game.

- Why won't you teach me how to wipe, Dad? - Because you don't have a bottom, son.

I Don't Wanna Go On A Rant Here, But America's Foreign Policy Makes About As Much Sense

"He's a family guy

"So I took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her. "

"There's a chair that freakin' talks

- Cool! - Here's a picture of...

There must be some clue to the source of their mental manipulation techniques.

I must unlock the secret to their mind-control powers.

Have you lost your fucking mind

It's just a phase. You've gone through a few yourself.

Look, Dad. I found this book on our genealogy.

Most experts believe it was something like this.

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"Come on, get up

Today?! 'Lo, Penny Ling.

or two million pennies, in reparations to a local black man.

- Hey, what ya doin'? - Just layin' back in the cot,

"I had to fend for myself with my own two hands

The bright, exuberant eyes I had fallen in love with

I got deathstar DEATHSTAR!

- Give me a D! - D!

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