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Dad, we don't watch that show anymore.
and you don't want to hear it.
Apparently, screwing over your friends
maybe youse can find it
you would never play the lottery.
that looks like the moon and smells like rotten eggs.
always keeping an eye out for invading hordes.
Why didn’t you just tell us? We’re your friends
Yeah, and that's why his sweatpants say "Hjorleifsstrati"
Take a break from your dreary lives
Return with full tank of gas, check.
at the Gathering of the Juggalos!
The many small kindnesses of Carl Carlson
in youse's hearts to forgive his ancestors.
Oh, man, stakeouts are so boring.
for stealing our lottery winnings,
Boys, Boys,
Maybe he had a good reason
Carl's family was even worse than people thought.
.
Ki-Ya Karate Monsters.
His travel neck pillow's gone from its pedestal.
Just say he's black, Moe.
"The Carlsons then wrote down this saga
and have ourselves a soup sip.
Hey, Lenny, when are you gonna wise up?
Is this everyone?
I'll get mini Dumpsters of wings from Garbage Wings.
when we surprise him.
Fine.
I don't know.
If I ever see that Carl again,
And there's a sign in front of it!
Or murdered by an acquaintance.
Carl's gone.
You're going so far away.