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Somebody come get her she dancing like a stripper
(ALL EXCLAIMING FEARFULLY)
I'm proud of you.
if I knew this would take so long, I would've put on a TV.
Damn it! (ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
(SIGHS)
My favorite thing to do when I was a little girl was to stuff some shit into my vagina
(CLEARING THROAT)
Homie, I disagree with your approach to the children.
I died again. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! Riley, what did you do?
Ooh!
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
Never mind. I'm Death now.
Oh! Why you little...
you're not gonna be there!
I'm here to accept the Nobel Prize for stupid.
Oh, I've waited so long to hear you say that.
Huh?
Family looks good.
Son, it doesn't take five brains in your head to know that's a bad idea.
But I can bring you back to life, sir.
I'm getting me a real spleen and then I'm gonna vent it on you, boychik.
Do you realize what this means?
But I miss being a regular kid in the real world.
Apple juice only counts as 100, and
And now it's time for me to go to hell.
(SPEAKING SWEDISH)
They must've awarded it to me
(GRUNTING)
if we're both touching the watch,
He's right! It all checks out!
Sir, your son has brought you into the 21 st century.
I'll curb him...