Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I ain't wearing no damn dress.
Jesus Christ, it's been a while.
- But you're all mine now though, aren't you? Hm?
- Hey Teeter, Jake's got dresses too
- Nothing recently, but...
[cheering]
- The party ain't for us, Lloyd. We got calves on the ground.
* Na na, na na na na *
- John.
But in the meantime, you have a friend in Washington.
- Okay, well... I drink a toast to you, sir.
That was pretty slick.
and order holds the flanks of a civilized society.
- All right, I'm gonna wander.
Would you allow me the honor of introducing you
I'm not even sure it's legal.
What the hell you messing with me for?
Female News Anchor: This just in, CBS now projecting
Short. Sweet. To the point.
- Listen, if she's bucking that hard from the beginning,
John Dutton winning the race for Montana's governor
[bird screeches]
- Jesus Christ.
- Thank you, sir.
But since you don't have any dresses
- This is a sort of a... blanket apology to
The ranch comes first. Do you understand me?
on a well-run campaign...
I fell in love with its mountains
i don’t think there will be an america in a hundred years
Hey!
or do you wanna see these sons of bitches in prison
You know, when I moved to Montana nine years ago,
- I got 'em.
- I have spoken John Dutton and I congratulated him
The answer is actually pretty simple. [sniffs]
- Hell, while you're making em.
when none of us here tonight are here to see it.
[chattering]
I'm too smart to date a cowboy.
So why isn't he smiling?
[cheering]
there's only one Governor.
You are going to sacrifice your fear,
- After your speech, I'm pouring you a double.
- I've got dresses.
Crowd: Four years start now! Four years start now!
That doesn't have to make friends with his enemies
This is going to set the state back thirty years.
We trade.
- I get the picture.
[whistles, whoops]
- When's that getting started?
He's doing it to get on the stage.
to non-residents.
That way he's got something to share with me.
* Will I ever see your face *
With you. With life. Everything's good.
your weak, self-loathing heart.
- It's gonna be hell to clean up tomorrow, I bet.
to do the same and to hold him to account
with 53 percent of the vote.
The fact that you're sitting here,
- Are you going to run again in 2026?
- This was a mistake.
- Okay.
Let's go. Get your shit together.
Hi.
[cheering]
[phone rings]
SHANE SMITH: What's up, everybody, we are Shane Smith and the Saints
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