Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

thought she was bidding on a home organizer.

Sounds like you're stuck in that metaphor.

I don't even know what to feel right now.

Wouldn't you know it, a few days later--

let's put those new skills to use. Thank you.

The only time that I ever went to a seminar

- You think I'm too loud? - (together) Shh!

Supposed to be a rock star. You should do a guitar or something.

T-E-N-T-S and T-E--

- I have to hang up on this booty call. - Wait, what?

How about you? Did you do it?

This guy walks into his shrink's office and he says, "Doc, what's wrong with me?

We paid good money for this. No, it was only $84.

- And how are you two doing here? - Very good, very healthy.

I hear you, Mitchell, and I will try to smirk when you're not looking.

and all Gloria ever does is yell at my dad.

I have tried everything.

(British accent) a major rocker.

Gloria, thank you. I'm glad you said that.

No, no, for the buyer.

Oh, really? Or was I the only white member of Ha Ha Black Sheep?

I keep giving money to different charities.

You know what? Maybe you'd be happier if you played with my pogo stick once in a while.

That's not my game.

No, you're not gonna talk me into it.