A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

But we know how to shoot.

Now, you're a good boy.

I just want to talk to you about Granny.

I know what you're going to say, Mr. Clampett, and I don't blame you for wanting to shoot me.

I guess I must have been a terrible disappointment to her.

No.

Quirt Manley.

We's playing ace, look here!

I see you got some fiddles.

Then he rides off into the sunset.

Never forget the time she made that gooseberry pie.

Honest, ma'am, my name is... Your name is what?

And now that I come to think of it, I like the rest of you.

Sorry, Skipper, but you must not uproot Mrs. Drysdale's prize, Bulbacody and Vernon.

I tell you, Granny, that little fella is a crack shot.

Pitiful.

Well, come and shoot him.

He's gonna whip out them guns and bam, bam, bam, light them three matches stuck in the ground down there this side of the wall.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

Brace yourself, Jed.

These here Beverly Hills onions ain't got a lot of bite to them.

Granny, he's a blue-tailed marvel.

See, Jed, I told you he didn't need no help.

Hey, y'all.

I believe it when I see it.