A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Mr. Plattman, Ellie Mae is swinging through the trees with Skipper and refuses to come down.

I ain't no silver triggers in any place.

My name is Kirk Manley!

Fine figure of a man.

We'll have to find it, but I ain't no court manly.

A genuine Quirt Manley... cowboy outfit.

Hi, Ellie Mae.

I bet you'll like it.

I got a sore throat.

It won't do you no good to hide in that saloon.

Oh, he's a heap more of a man.

Are you people puttin' me on?

Pa, Skipper found some onions.

Well, I gotta admit, that's pretty good.

Whoo-hoo!

Here.

Oh, you thought I was referring to the television star.

Told the fella down at the store about Granny watching TV all day instead of cooking, so he sold me these TV fiddles, all packaged up and ready to eat.

I'll tell you where they're headed, Quirt.

I know you're hungry, Skipper.

Yes, sir.

Well, Mr. Manley, can I have a word with you, please?

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Dump them in.

I want to ask him if I can borrow his pretty car to drive around the block a couple times.