A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

That's right.

Kid, there's only one man like him.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oh, he's a heap more of a man.

Ma'am, you hadn't ought to have jumped in the car like that.

Here they go.

Where'd you find them, Ellie?

Not tea.

You're a good boy.

That's where they always go.

As soon as they show granny what a lady's man little court is You see who he's all crazy about he's a real star I

Then drop to your knees, my handsome one, and ask me the question that is in your heart.

He's gonna whip out them guns and bam, bam, bam, light them three matches stuck in the ground down there this side of the wall.

Old Quirt chased him clean out of town.

I like your face, too.

How's it going, boy?

Granny, wait!

Then he rides off into the sunset.

Really?

Better?

Bless you, Quirt.

Thank you, Skipper.

Handles a gun a heap better, too.

You see, Granny, some heroes is fighters and some heroes is lovers, and I reckon that little cowboy is a lover.

Yes, I knew Mr. Drysdale could arrange it.