A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

There happens to be such a woman available.

What about them two gunshots?

Granny, wait!

Maybe them peelings will help.

A few more might help, Ellie.

Oh, well, in that case, I reckon I could spare a couple of moments.

That's a fact.

But my name ain't Quirt Manley.

Ellie, what are you doing?

That's right, Marshal Quirt Manley, two-gun tamer of the Wild West.

Let's make your acquaintance.

Might be a good place to commence looking.

Could we get him to meet up with Ellie Mae?

I guess I must have been a terrible disappointment to her.

That he did?

Fancy him with the broad shoulders and hat.

I believe it when I see it.

I ain't no silver triggers in any place.

At least wise he'd have a fighting chance.

Sorry, Skipper, but you must not uproot Mrs. Drysdale's prize, Bulbacody and Vernon.

These here Beverly Hills onions ain't got a lot of bite to them.

Even with 30 or 40 bullets in him, he's more than a match for... Shh!

He's right smart of a man, all right.

Oh, ain't nothing like that at all.

Wait till he stands up.