A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Come on in, Quirt.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Then drop to your knees, my handsome one, and ask me the question that is in your heart.

I can promise you he won't.

I ain't no silver triggers in any place.

That is, the little ones.

Well, you ain't even drawed your guns, you little faker, you!

How come you ain't riding silver triggers?

You asked the Drysdale's, could you buy her some onion?

And I've dreamed of the day when I could get close enough to throw my arms around you and kiss you.

Hillbilly, that is.

That's my double.

But Ellie's right fond of him.

I don't believe it.

Hold on there, Mr. Manley.

I know, but I don't stand much chance with her.

Dump them in.

You need a woman to do this kind of work for you.

Oh, you thought I was referring to the television star.

I might like learning to fight.

So am I, but this stew ain't nearly ready yet.

There's someone here to see you.

I believe it when I see it.

Pitiful.

It won't do you no good to hide in that saloon.