A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Miss Jane, will you stay and have middles with us, such as he is?

Oh, I know you don't drink, but it won't hurt you to fall off the wagon just once.

Ain't no girl good enough for Quirt Manley.

That's a fact.

That's where they are, go get them!

I see you got some fiddles.

Oh, gosh!

Yes, sir, Granny.

I have another double who does the deep voice for me.

She's like a young'un with a new toy.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

Say, if you girls cut my money, I'll show you how you can divide up that whole row.

Hey, do you think he'd tear me to pieces if I borrowed his hat, too?

I sure would like to know where to find that Quirt Manley.

I call him my double-double.

Don't think you can fool me.

Please don't go, Quirt.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

You asked the Drysdale's, could you buy her some onion?

I just want to talk to you about Granny.

Now, I want you to get the truck around back so that when he rides up here, his horse won't shy at it.

There happens to be such a woman available.

Get through.

But my name ain't Quirt Manley.

Hee-haw!