A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Jethro, what are you putting in there?

Big animals like horses kind of scare me.

All you gotta do is go in there and make a big fuss over him and take on about how cute he is.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Yeah, we need all the flavor we can get.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Is he gonna tackle that whole saloon full of bad men all by himself?

But you ride like the wind on TV.

Kid, there's only one man like him.

I know you're hungry, Skipper.

I believe it when I see it.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Hey, y'all.

And I've dreamed of the day when I could get close enough to throw my arms around you and kiss you.

He's got a couple six-shooters that shoot all day without reloading.

Fine figure of a man.

Lovely, Ellie Mae.

Black gold.

Ellie, no, please, be careful!

Really?

Oh, ain't nothing like that at all.

Why, he's the biggest, the bravest, the fightinest, the strongest, the hard ridinest, and the straight shootinest man alive.

Oh, yes, sir, Uncle Jed.

She did, and it was a mess, I'll tell you.

Pa, Skipper found some onions.