A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

And see your guns clean good, we'll ask him to give us some shooting lessons.

It ain't got no flavor at all.

A genuine Quirt Manley... cowboy outfit.

We's playing ace, look here!

At least wise he'd have a fighting chance.

Well, look how he gives us his skin for use on our garments and other apparel.

Quirt will find you, he'll get you!

That's Quirt all right.

I bet you'll like it.

Say, if you girls cut my money, I'll show you how you can divide up that whole row.

He's the one that ought to be on TV.

Drop them in the pot, Jethro.

It won't do you no good to hide in that saloon, you dirty yellow coward!

I wish I was 10 years younger.

I'll go fetch her down if you can keep Mr. Manley from leaving.

Hey, look at here!

Where'd you get all these girls?

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Now, first off, I'm going to learn you how to shoot a gun, and Ellie here is going to learn you how to fight.

How come you ain't riding silver triggers?

Oh, gosh!

Girl!

Honest, ma'am, my name is... Your name is what?

Thank you.

Swimming pools, movie stars.