A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

Onions?

Ma'am, you hadn't ought to have jumped in the car like that.

These here Beverly Hills onions ain't got a lot of bite to them.

Them wrestlers are sneaking up behind you, fixing to shoot you in the back.

All you gotta do is go in there and make a big fuss over him and take on about how cute he is.

Skipper... wash these and drop them in the pot.

Even with 30 or 40 bullets in him, he's more than a match for... Shh!

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

No.

All right.

Oh, bless you, Quirt.

But my name ain't Quirt Manley.

I tell you, Granny, that little fella is a crack shot.

Say, if you girls cut my money, I'll show you how you can divide up that whole row.

Bless you, Quirt.

Honest, ma'am, my name is... Your name is what?

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Fine and dandy.

Well, there goes another one right there.

She's the one who watches him.

Don't hardly look it, Jethro.

Yeah, bro, I just don't believe Ellie was cut out for fixing bittles.

I see you got some fiddles.

You got the wrong little cowboy!

That's Quirt all right.