A Man for Elly - The Beverly Hillbillies [S02E15]

I believe it when I see it.

Oh, well, in that case, I reckon I could spare a couple of moments.

That ain't all.

But my name ain't Quirt Manley.

Well, thank you, ma'am.

How come she ain't in here doing this cooking?

That's the first time I've ever seen a swimming chicken.

Hey!

You're a good boy.

Catch him!

That's where they always go.

Both of them being fond of critters and neither one of them having a sweetheart.

Look at him run the yellow bellies.

Is he gonna tackle that whole saloon full of bad men all by himself?

Would you like me to make up a poem about a raccoon?

Where'd you find them, Ellie?

Jethro, what are you putting in there?

Handles a gun a heap better, too.

Please don't go, Quirt.

Jed tells me you're pretty good with them six-shooters.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

And I've dreamed of the day when I could get close enough to throw my arms around you and kiss you.

Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Sure does, Granny.

Honest, ma'am, my name is... Your name is what?