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Now, I was a little drunk, but he took it well.
I'm gonna be Washing Machine Fay forever.
My ex-husband was from Germany.
♪ Pull up in the spot like hello ♪
[knocking at door] - Come in.
All my clothes are a mess from making cookies.
[heavy rock music]
Damn, I did not expect that.
because that's how dope of a host I am.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, since you're an attorney,
So about dinner, I just found out
Is that crazy?
considering how much I learned about you today.
what happened was, I-- - I--
We have a great merlot from Argentina in.
Wait, why did you say it like that?
I wear this robe because I am proud of myself.
Hmm, what's that Nossa talking about?
Is something up? both: No.
Bro, you got five air mattresses?
and I'm calling it self-hair.
- [reads German] - Damn girl, who are you?