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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because it may be the last one you ever possess.
We'll do our best to provide it.
[giggles]
[speaks French]
'Cause I am telling you what you are about to witness--
[grunts]
- Why'd you stay? - To welcome you.
It's manufactured across the globe,
They want to come back, Carol.
get cleaned up, and then, uh,
Someday, perhaps…
[in English] …greetings. I'm Carol Sturka.
It's been a pleasure!
This city is like a trillion dollar light-up ashtray.
[dramatic music plays]
I just, um…
[cheering, laughing]
[stammers] It's…
And what was your reaction?
Well, once they turn us, we're gonna starve right along with them.
[knocks on window]
[chuckles]
That is not John Cena.
[lights buzzing]
Fuck 'em.
Next time.
Except for one small problem.
Carol, for the record,
[patrons chattering, laughing]
- Ah. - Hmm.
Yeah, so what's inside?
[sighs]
[breathing shakily]
We will continue to reserve only the freshest,
of something we call HDP.
Do you seriously think the world is a better place now,
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