Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've never given her a cookie.

I think she looks cute.

- Consider it forgotten. - Thank you.

Guess we know who wears the pants in that family.

Obviously, you have balls.

All right, what was this sentence originally?

- And? - And it's on 5th.

I just had the worst anniversary ever.

I don't need you to help me. I already know what I'm gonna do with my life.

...what colors to wear, what clothes are slimming.

Carbs found her.

- To who? - This guy.

Okay. Okay. So how should I do it?

They thought it was very smart of us to have a child write the recommendation letter.

- Hold on. Let me check on the baby. - This is important. Can't Ella wait?

You guys do that?

- Ready? - Yeah.

I want it to sound smart, but I don't know any big words or anything.

So how much does it pay?

Your first, uh, date, your first kiss, first time you had sex?

I never thought I could love someone this much!

- So, now, what are you doing here? - I have huge news.

I'd love to, but I really have to grade these papers.

Oh, honey, you know...

Oh, sweetie, you can't pull this off.

But what would a guy think?