Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(♪ tea dance music)
Well, I'll tell you what, Kermit.
Wait. Now listen here. I'm pretty hip, too, you know.
♪ Tin roof leaks and the chimney leans
Not so loud. They may hear you.
Well, that's about all the time we have. Hey, Kermit.
Kermit... Yeah?
(mouths)
your face-lift will be complete.
♪ It's time to play the music
as anything she's said.
He said this from his home at the Clinging Vine Home for the Crazed.
Like always. Loudly.
We're leaving. But why?
(screeching voice) So I said to him,
♪ It's time to put on makeup
♪ And that's just wasted effort
Yes, but it's the audience that should be doing the running.
By the way, who cuts your hair - the gardener?
Yeah, ankling!
Good, 'cause you'll hate the rest.
We'll walk out after Kaye Ballard's number.
♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
♪ This is just a little samba
Gee, Kaye, you do understand musicians, don't you?
Well, I'd like to try.
Just tell me the area code.
♪ I ain't figurin' on goin' nowhere
♪ Deedle-deedle deedle-deedle deedle-deedle dear...
♪ In the summertime when all the trees and leaves are green
But what's the matter?