Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hiram can never know I told you.

and another one under the kitchen sink.

And I spoke to the old fire chief

Thanks, Archie.

Am I getting warm, Daddy?

So it wasn't my father who screwed me over.

A lot of buildings burned down because of it.

Well, do you have a cause of death yet?

I just got goosebumps.

Someone is flooding the economy with money I didn't print.

I want you to design something for me,

So what's next?

How much do we owe you?

Cone of silence.

That is why Veronica is getting an expert from New York.

-Oh, my God. -It wasn't Polly.

Had it been cremated?

Oh, don't worry. We'll be putting out

Damnit, I'm lost, Eric.

Now, why would I want to burn down the Andrews' family home?

I won't let you ruin your life over Hiram Lodge.

Welcome to day one of Riverdale's volunteer fire academy.

asking about any unsolved missing person's reports,

Oh, spare me. This isn't Drag Me to Hell.

None of us mattered.

I found something while patrolling the swamp.

Your sister's been missing for a week.

We pump more money in.

and extraterrestrial phenomenon.

And I know you've been through hell and back time and again.

She's an anthropology professor at Centerville U.

You could come out of retirement.

We haven't had a fire department in a long time.

I told them it had been cremated.

Daddy, that River dollar bill you had in your fist,

no volunteers and no one to train them.

What was the Commander like in the army?

Read the last paragraph. Do you see who's quoted as an eye witness?

Well done class. F's for everyone.

I'm just about to go to the bar to meet some friends.

and tell us what we're dealing with.

especially if it gets people in the habit of spending more