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Mr. Cartman, congratulations. The theme park is yours.
Job has all his children killed
God damn it, get the... out of my way.
You see, if someone like Cartman can get a million dollars
- We'll see you in court. - You can't take my money, God damn it!
I guess you're right.
Normally the body would fight the infection, but he's just
It's my seat ring. I have to sit on it because of my haemorrhoid.
Because all my life, I was raised to believe in Jehovah.
Yes, in the Book of Job, Satan talks to God.
If there's one thing I hate,
Then there's lines for the bathrooms,
Yes. Yes!
On the one thing that I've wanted ever since I can remember.
the Book of Job. It's a story from the Bible.
And then, as Job’s sons and daughters were eating,
- Frank! - It ain't right, Chris!
My own amusement park, Mother. I'm sure.
I'll bet he's sick of it already.
but if I do, it will pop again and the pain will make me pass out.
because of his horrible haemorrhoid.
Job's ox and donkeys and murder all his workers.
Mike and sully: come on let’s go get to monsters incorporate! Mike: everybody say oh cab driver! Mike And sully: oh cab driver! Mike: it’s working!
and rare kartankula plinks!
I'm not keeping it, Mr. Garrison. I'm spending it.
Oh, hey, dude. Terrance and Phillip is just about to start.
Why?
Nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred, one million.
I need to cover the new ticket guy's salary,
- Where are we going? - We're getting into that fat ass' park,
She was a good woman, a community leader, a caring wife,
to collapse the house and crushed and killed them all.
Don't you think you should keep it in the bank instead of at your house?
A haemorrhoid. It doesn't make sense.
and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies.
Every day you can just let two people in, charge $29.95 for tickets,
I'm nine years old and I have a haemorrhoid, Stan.
so infected. It could have killed you.
What about my dreams? What about my money?
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