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Look, we've been through this before,
I guess she just really likes Sledgehammer.
Yeah, so I was... The sofa, it's a bit...
Taking! The Gaggia!
'Mm, doing it with a sexy neighbour.
- That was before everyone else did. - You were something of a trendsetter.
So, this is nice. Kind of weird but...
'What's her problem? This is the 21 st century.
I always go for the first pressing.
'She's strangling me! She's trying to kill me! '
What do you know about my shoes?
I believe true love waits.
'God, she must be loving this. I feel so cheap.
Don't be ridiculous, they're for wiping up mess.
'Life's all pain. Pain, rejection and gloom.
She's at college actually.
I mean, it's just a little night out. I'm a friend of her brother's.
We are, we are, we are the mods!
So, have you had a good time on your... date?
- I've been with Jeff. - Jeff?!
Yeah.
to save up for a very comfortable sofa?
- And she'll be, like, "Hell, yeah!" - You think so?
You always fancied one of those keyboards you hold like a guitar.
Yeah, man mess. That's why they're mansize.
I didn't want to disturb them.
What if you want to get Sophie home and get her all lathered up?
that we've been invited to a very wicked party.
My sister, who's a smackhead, I ended up there for Christmas dinner