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'OK, well, I'm here so I'll just sit here and drink.
Yeah, no, this is perfect, cos I'll just say,
'Everyone at this party isn't as young, fit and single as they make out.
Hey, spread 'em!
That is so true.
I don't think the plastic can take the strain.
Bye.
Fancy a refill?
'My depression means I'm being even more frugal than normal. '
That's a bit much. Just pretend you need his bone marrow. That's agony.
- this stuff's 78 pence a 100ml. - Yeah, it's first pressing.
- The cappuccino machine? - You're never!
Oh, Mark, come on, man, let it go.
Erm, do you want me to give you blowback?
'That didn't sound good. '
That's a rumour that isn't appropriate for you to...
but we thought the Lazer Bowl would be more fun.
- Oh! Oh! - Yeah, yeah.
'I've been initiated. I am a drug user. Fuck the police! '
- Jeff's a nice guy. - Who should've...
- 'Fuck. Italian, wine. ' - Sophie liked it, anyway.
- Maybe I'II... - You're not going anywhere.
'Guys, I'm so sorry. '