Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's been a long time for either of us.

'I'm bursting! This is why you should stick to the little cans.

So, Valerie, you still at school or what?

Look, people will think we spend the whole time wanking.

I do the joint shopping solo because I don't make impulse purchases and...

No problem, I'll be fine on the sofa.

Yes, well, I was already... and I didn't say anything because...

'And what? She fucks you? No, she says "whoops" and goes out.

Are you selling insurance?

I hadn't thought you would be. See you later at home?

Watch me bowl, Jeff.

'Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. '

'Oh, come on, someone get the carving knife and let's get it over with. '

Hey! You got Findus Crispy Pancakes - I love them!

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