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'Nine months and 13 days. '
I... I can't...
Used to like a lot of things.
And I was all, hell, yeah! I mean, this is definitely not the rehearsal.
'She hates fruit. Except pears. If there's pear flavour I'm fucked. '
Why do you have to have a huge can of lager that makes you really drunk?
This is not the rehearsal.
Yeah, just a bit of fun.
OK.
'Is she going for...? I'm not ready, there's no action down there. '
I haven't had my oats in something like... two weeks.
Oh, God.
So who are you trying to bone tonight?
That's kind of you, quite the gentleman.
'I bet he gets sex tonight and I have to listen to it through the wall.
That would be the natural reaction.
'OK, there's a new guy in town. Probably just a friend.
best-looking people can pick the best-looking,
Do you think I like this job? Do you think I like spending all night
- Are you getting visuals? - What if I lose it?
- they're out right now. - Right. No queues.
'Ah, the simple pleasures. Oh. '
- You are? - In some bowling alleys it's encouraged.
So, old seat-sniffer didn't sniff any of the seats or anything, did he?
'She does look kind of great in my pyjamas.
'Think witty. Charming and witty.
This is so... it.
I'm thinking a couple of packs of normal.
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