Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Haley? - Right, right.
Well, it's a formality, really. I refuse to get close to him.
All right. I've got to run.
Here's the thing, though. I hate it there.
This is where he belongs. He's going to figure that out.
I was listening to that, Mom.
I've grown quite a bit in the last few months.
so you start speaking in gibberish to see if I'm listening.
- I will never be close to a boy again. - Yeah, I know what you mean.
- I'll talk to my guys. - Hey, Archie... Sandy.
And here I was, crazy to think that a simple appeal from a mother to a son might get some traction.
Instead of shutting me out, just tell me what's bothering you.
and then just expect I'm going to go back. You can't do that.
and, I have a master, and he's also my commander...
I don't know, it used to be perfectly normal for teenagers to board tramp steamers and travel the country.
Oh, this bikini is so uncomfortable. I need to go get a new one. You want to go to South Coast?
I don't know what else to do. If this is really where you want to be,
If you force him to come home, he's going to want to run away again.
In Santa Barbara, I ran out of snacks.
- How are you guys? - Uh, you know, good.
Have I sold you on the wonders of Portland? We could take our show on the road.
Dammmn girl, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar, My, my, my
Well, thank you.
- Portland seems nice. - Yeah.
*Force yourself*
Hey, I could be wearing a wire. You never know. Sure you don't want to frisk me?
I hope we can still be friends.
- I got to dump off a bunch of his crap. - Oh, right, got it.
In the meantime, could you please try to convince the fellas here to wear something in a shirt?
Last season on The O.C.: Theresa's pregnant.
How'd you make it all the way to Portland from Newport in that little catamaran?
It's not your smothering overprotectiveness that kept him from ever having a friend till Ryan came along.
You really want to know what's bothering me? Do you?
It pays pretty well, so... I'll figure something out.
Oh, my God. It's a palace!
- Yeah, I suppose that's fair. - Thanks.
Right.
- Who is it this time, my mom?
You did not make me leave Newport, ok? If anything, the truth of the matter is,
- convincing Seth to come home. - Is that why he came by yesterday?
He's totally checking you out.
- Yeah, Monday's going to suck. - You need anything? Want me to, um...