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Yeah, I have a nephew, although he's 45.
Well, is there anything I can do to help?
You know, I had an abortion.
I would not do that
the answer you thought you'd never find.
- Really? - No abortions!
He's here, and now we can have our baby!
It can even give your heart
Of course I have your suitcase, honey.
- I had ever slept with. - Oh, we're not judging you.
I was 19 and working in Nantucket as a waitress
- Abortion. - Appletinis.
Okay, ladies, we're here. Calm down.
I believe he would beg to differ.
I know you were just trying to be nice because you're a good-hearted,
Actually, it's the only picture I have of my biological father.
Baby?
- My mommy had an abortion. - How you doing?
- Daddy, what's an abortion? - Enjoy.
You put one of those inside me. What are we going to do?
Oncology or radiology?