Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take it from us, we've been all over the universe.

Hello, Sarris. How you doing?

Just 10 more minutes, okay, Ma? I promise.

The whole thing was just a misunderstanding.

- Right. - Well, you know what?

- moving toward the green thingy. - What?

we have begun to document our history from your example.

a bunch of chompy-crushy things in the middle of a hallway!

How did it come to this?

that would obliterate all matter in the universe.

What kind of a signal?

Will they grade it? You dont know!

from the lessons garnered from the historical documents.

Red scarf, black shoes. Wait.

Aft vector guards, 96% damage.

The magnetism of the minefield is disrupting our instruments.

IS THAT THE BEST YOU'VE GOT? HONESTLY NICK, I'M A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED.

Just Harold When Ragnur gets hit by hold person

...its like throwing gasoline on a flame.

Peter, Peter, Peter, Peter...

Tear her apart!

It's just a television show, that's all, okay?

They're here for you, folks. Come on!

- Mommy! - Tommy!

YEAH, HEH. SEEMED LIKE YOU WERE TOO. THAT WAS SHARLA, RIGHT?

Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

I am sorry. You deserve to be shown.

please commander you are our last hope

Yeah! All right!

Hundreds to die,

Jason, I don't think the pig lizard was Gorignak.

Man, where the hell is he? An hour and a half late?

Now, the moment you've all been waiting for.

we might have been able...

to be present at this historic event.

Fred, get up to command deck. We're separating.

Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!

and something is up there then it kills me.

I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40.

I would like to explain the history between our people

Fred's no good, Jason. You're just gonna have to kill it.

Set it on screensaver two.

Don't forget to buy a Galaxy Quest T-shirt on your way out. Thank you.

- Come here. - Jason.

But now I'm thinking I'm the guy who gets killed by some monster

- Home. - You mean Earth?

The Thermians can handle it from here. We gotta go. Come on.

I have studied your missions extensively.

All right, dinner's at 7:00.

Tommy, Tommy, let's go!

Core implosion estimated in six minutes.

Well, press "turbo."

Yeah! All right.

Explain as you would a child

I know! You construct some sort of weapon Look around you. Can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

in our dealings with Sarris.

That was the show. I'm not that guy!

We're getting you out right now. It's perfectly safe, isn't it, Teb?

and I want you guys to go with me, please.

Then, Alex and Gwen and I will go get a sphere.

- What did he say? - Hold, please.

Okay, just push the blue button.

I see you managed to get your shirt off!

I'm just jazzed about bein' in the tryouts, man.

our people were one people.

This isn't some kind of prank! I'm not kidding. Guys, guys, listen.

You're kidding!

I can't go out there, and I won't say that stupid line one more time!

You ever think about that?

But then came the Zactor Migration, and then the Melosian Shift

But now that Tech Sergeant Chen is here, he can operate it.

No, my arm is broke. Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

I knew it! I knew it! Bill Murray. The MAN.

Sorry... The door's a little sticky. Did you see that?

So, tell me, Mathesar,

I mean, who knows the next time he'll ask us.

It's the simple things in life you treasure

There's an alarm. It's probably a fire and all that. Just FYI.

If you have any mercy within you, please, let me die.

Memory checksum invalid. Core systems hardware damaged.

Sir? Your orders?

I am a general.

Oh, my God, you're alive.

- I don't like this at all. - They are so cute.

All right, Brandon, I see five ducts in this room.

I look forward to meeting you all in person when you arrive at the ship.

Do you know what time it is?

Go to weapons storage, your second left, through the passage.

Alexander, get to the barracks,

Yeah, Gwen, you got me.

in case you changed your mind.

Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite of the adventurous.

The was a model.. As big as this..

I understand completely that it's just a TV show.

Thrust ahead, full!

Why don't you just turn it on and see what it does?

which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously,

to handle the negotiations.

Yes, we programmed the food synthesizer for each of you

Am I too late for Alexander's panic attack?

That the Commander does not know every bolt, every weld in his ship?