Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Tina, can I get you a warm washcloth to wipe the dried blood from under your nose?
I was on a road to destruction, man. The accident may have crippled me, but I'm alive.
Airport, please.
Got milk?
- King me. - I don't want to play any more.
PUT DOWN THE FORK! FACE!
Oh, I see. The fat man makes a pun and everyone wets themselves.
Oh, do me! Do me next!
- He's my best friend. - And look where you've ended up.
Our goal here is to find your X factor -
- Chris, how are ya? - I'm glad...
- Everybody, this is Tina. - What happened to you?
PUT DOWN THE FORK! FACE!
This is where God would come if he had to stop doin' blow.
Yeah. One time it almost got me a spokesman deal.
- Nice work! - You're a credit to the force.