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I'll do whatever you want.
- What? - Just for the photo.
I don't know. How long does it take to wash off the stain of cowardice?
[Rebecca laughs]
Jen, you're not pregnant.
Is this my graduation?
- Hello. - [gasps]
I'm trained in mental-health first aid.
[student] Why is your mum sending me outfit options
[mouthing words]
No one.
[water gushing]
I've worked hard. I deserve it.
Okay, that's-- that's enough of that. Okay.
Now, while I have you all here, may I remind all parents that--
- Our own prize-giving. Sixth form. - [emcee on PA, indistinct]
- Are you and Saint Rebecca best buds now? - No, don't think so.
Well, it's, like, more of a general state of being.
- What did you hear? - You didn't get into the Conservatoire.
At least I have something in my life to ruin.
Tom Welleridge.
I thought something was full price, and when I got to the till it was reduced.
[laughing] It's-- It's mad.
All the spit just left my mouth.
- I can't help myself. - It's okay.
I was a little surprised they asked me.
- Whatever I want. - Well, not sex stuff. Ew.
'Cause I'm feeling very vulnerable now, Carrie.
[groans, chuckles]
- [Kash laughing] - [penguin chitters, grunts]
- [Mary] You ready? - [Jen] Yeah. No, I'm coming.
Have you? Again? Shocker.
[Carrie] I'm not sure. All the instructions are in Polish.
- That's not what I'm feeling. - [Ian] Sorry.
Thank you.
No thoughts. Just brush. Who's a good boy?
Then, subject awards, attendance awards,
[Susan, Mary laughs]
- Me again. - Why didn't I lock the door?
Why? Oh, do they let you hit the kids now?
Oh! You bashed up your violin, didn't you?
[whispering] Attention, everybody.
- Crazy. - Crazy.