Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We've got the entire play-by-play

Now just stick to the script.

I live in a town where everyone's voice can be heard.

♪ I work a small-town job and pork my small-town wife ♪

of the Battle of Stoolbend right here.

who tricked one into helping him,

Have a great night.

one wants to take down a wealthy racist

My wife keeps my balls in a honey jar.

Say it ain't the Teddy Bear Hospital!

And now ladies and gentlemen at this time, we ask that you please rise if you're able and remove all caps, and join us, as we honor America and those who protect her both home and abroad, with the playing of the Star Spangled Banner.

Yes, the blood I'm not sheddin' is in

Oh, hello, Cleveland.

♪ I'm a small-town guy livin' a small-town life ♪

where it still stands proudly today.

what any red-blooded Stoolbendipudlian would do.

I only need one.