Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

How you gonna get me into the police academy...
Well, I guess you just got to earn it back.
Come on, you bitch bastard.
Everybody on fucking drugs! Nothing but money, man!
My lawyer says that's why I got bail...
Bye.
and you telling me about all the problems. That color thing.
You been around the world, right?
Ill take it from here, you dont worry about, you puerco sucio.
Michael Cohen and Paul Manafort POTUS?
This is Detective Vasquez. She's...
Now Peoples is probably paying them to find Diane.
Oh, fuck, man!
- Wanna back me up? - Back you up?
Paraphernalia. Nothing.
With you I split it down the middle, 50-50.
Yo, yo, give me Peoples, man.
Let's roll, Soul.
Come on you bitch bastard
Don't smoke. Thanks.
Paul, talk to him. Thank you.
Hey, how you like me now?
Yeah, cat. Yo, say, Shaft, I been thinking, yo.
What's my fukkin name? I don't know nigga!
Johann Gambolputty
- Keep walking. Yeah. - Fake-ass cops.
The truth is, Walter, we can't find her.
- You mean jump bail again. - No doubt.
We would just to go without eatin'
I like him.
Well, how good is good?
The deal is, my life is fucked, man.
Get the fuck out of the road!
I don't think so, running man.
Yes!
and I got a call like he said I would.
Hey, back up, son! Back up, son!
- Forty thousand? - That's what I said.
Anybody see you?
That why you always wanna fuck me?
Bail is set at $200,000.
Thank you. You can go and check on your friend now.
Blood.
Mikey, get your brother and get over here now.
- I saw Shaft. He drove off. - Shaft?
what kind of cake you had?
Thank you, man. That means a lot coming from you.
Done deal.
Home sweet home?
Fucking haves and the should not haves, motherfucker.
Come on, Shaft. Lead us to the prize, baby.
You know how I hold it behind the wheel. They can't fuck with me.
What, are you nuts? Think.
- Hey. Come on. - Get in the car.
- How you doing? - Hey.
- Stay! - I don't know that nigga, not no more.
If he threatened her, I can take care of that.
in this detective game y'all got going on over here, you know what I mean?
Fuck with the bull...
Tiger Wood, I like him.
- John Shaft. - Carmen Vasquez. Welcome to Narcotics.
- We just wanna talk to her. - Yeah, sure, with those guns. Get lost.
This shit's too tight, yo!
I gotta do a favor for my man real quick.
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
Yo!
Bye.
Four-bedroom colonial, right on the water.
Racist Asshole
You're a two-bit, three-block dope dealer. Stick to what you know.
You mean you forgot already?
- Give that back to me, man. - It worked out great.