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already in the legislature, while traditionalists and fundamentalists
Don't move. Be right back.
If I choose to, I'll close this place down till hell freezes over.
You know why? Because I trust you.
Hold this.
Why has the Chicken Ranch operation been so long ignored?
I haven't been to bed with another woman besides you in three years.
They like you, too.
And Miss Mona, she's gonna get hers, too.
The Watchdog Report. It's on tonight.
Really? Even after all these years we've been meetin' like this?
He's gettin' some pictures for a piece on the late news tonight.
No, no, no!
What?
Oh, I'm so glad to see ya.
Jeff Gerald, ABC News, Gilbert, Texas.
Little feet, little hands, got no peckers.
Dad-gum it, Ed Earl! If you ain't a pluperfect fool!
Mona?
You did that real fast.
Oh!
Ah. I'm glad I was late.
was at the back knockin' on the screen door.
What do you mean?
What do you mean? I look like I always look.
I got myself a pretty good BS Detector
So don't be tellin' me what my goddamn job is,
Oh, it's all right, Ed Earl.
Lookit here! Watch this.
I don't know what you're talkin' about, "I don't look sexy. "
Unnecessary publicity? He's got me all wrong!
or I'm gonna lock you up so fast your corset's gonna pop!
If they can't find 'em, they'll rape 'em.
The old Watchdog, Melvin P. Thorpe, got what he wanted.
Y'all come back now, ya hear?
I didn't hardly get to even see them!
They're always confusin' crime with sin.
I intend to.
Remember? Did you remember to bring my check?
Yeah? Well, sing it to me, honey.
Get him, Sheriff.
Billy Joe, light switch.
While he was on vacation. Caught him dead to rights.
Y'all come back now, you hear?
on this issue and uphold the law.
That one.
workin' for Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd.
Well, I bet he's runnin' for office.
I never told anybody this, Mona, but...
Don't I always?
Well, I think that's wonderful.
I don't believe in matrimony. It screws up a relationship.
Careful.
I'd love to see that sheriff's face right now!
Oh, you're kiddin' me. You smart-ass.
You gave me your word and I took it!
Well, I saw Dulcie Mae in town today.
He'll be happy to hear that.
folks been jumpin' on me
The deputy at the front gate keeps away onlookers
You got a point there, Ed Earl.
I have no independent recollection of going to the Chicken Ranch.
Why?
Not that it's big news to anybody over three months of age.
He'll be along.
For a report, here is Jeff Gerald in Gilbert, Texas.
Some folks think that that's when the trouble started.
Come on! Look who's here.
rests with the Governor,
No one's blamin' you, Ed Earl. It ain't your fault.
I don't have to listen to this shit. Damn it! I'm the law.
Only been one here for about 150 years.
I don't have one-tenth the trouble from Miss Mona's that I have from you
This University of Texas defense...
Cut! All right, now, stay with me, boys.
Senator, roll call.
Didn't I? Yeah.
I was a deputy back then,
Now, now, the way I see it, the Chicken Ranch served a purpose once.
What did you figure the cameras were for?
Where is she?
you can have anything done to you
on every "hell," "goddamn," and "shit. "
Yeah!
I started out poor, and I worked my way up to outcast.
They pay their taxes. Just like you and me!
I know.
You wanted me to remind you about your 2:00 appointment.
I hear him talking but he don't come in.
Well, it's just as well anyhow, Jewel.
There he is. Come on, boys.