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If I’m not the first pick…. I send it back.
Write a book.
If he doesn’t have the iconic 1899 photo I send him back
No, no, no, no. My plan is out.
Hmm.
You seem bad at this
Very close.
Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews.
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
I was thinking exactly the same thing.
Yeah, and the truck goes off the side of the road, there's injury.
All you're going to need...
If it's an extra large, I send it back.
So, I started borrowing his office to fart in.
God. God.
Why would I love jail?
If it’s not Obbies, I send it back
Exactly.
if you send a cal to me on my last day I WILL SEND IT BACK !
I will have the danish.
for a low-level shakedown? And that happened.
If it’s not a raise like Jay’s, I send it back
ANDY: Already?
Any questions?
It's a completely different name.
Here's what we do. We meet him in a public place,
Unless someone very close to us
"Mental" is a part of the word. I have underlined it.
What happened in there? Nothing,
(DOOR LOCK CLICKS)
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
What's the guy's last name?
What, more farfetched than a mobster walking into a paper company
Or my guy could do it, he's great. But I can't do that for you.
other than once again, I am just thankful that I am a paper salesman.
i think we should let the criminal use the iphone a little longer