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When I play, I play for keeps. Bank on it.
No. I'm right and you're wrong, and you damn sure are doing it
Why don't we just call it a day and we'll start fresh in the morning?
You said you were attacked.
I don't quit more.
Okay, you're wishy-washy, you're obsessed with horses,
I need you to go find out who has the cart.
he seemed to be doing okay.
Man, I never noticed what a beautiful smile you have.
Yeah, this makes sense.
Oh, hey, can I borrow your laptop
Damn, girl, you can't just jump in front of golf carts.
And the winning streak continues! Yes, sir!
Bottom line, touch the cart again and you're going down.
in this hospital, just waiting to die.
(SIGHS)
I was just about to start, then my boy Boots called
Yeah, that actually leads perfectly into what I wanted to talk to you about.
I don't have the core muscles to ride that bitch.
They were still in their puppy-love stage.
- Cole, can I talk to you? - Out in public like this?
Damn, this sucks. I'm dying on my own.
- There's not that much of that. - Well, we get awfully busy
(GROANS) Drew, if I wanted to be with a girl, I could.
I'm mostly focused on how small your cans are.
Denise, that was girl talk.
I mean, I know, yes, we're both late, but we're not, like,
And hopefully no one comes along and says what we don't want to hear.
Oh, no, it's his grandson.
- No. - No.
- Okay, I'll do it. - Yeah, and not like the kind of beach
Oh, nice. How did they not see us stealing their cart?
but we don't want to let this candle go to waste.
Well, you do so by losing a bet again and again and again and again.
Because I know it just started out as a hook-up.
would want to be with someone like me.
A trick candle? I mean, who finds these funny?
Hey, did you remind him I'm one-eighteenth American Indian?