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- Yeah, I got it. - Yeah.
But it's just because I'm a man of honor.
Just saying.
- You said you were stabbed. - How come you never get my jokes?
Pina Cole-lada... You know what I'm saying.
And again and again,
Both. Look, I know what people think of me,
Because here, everyone needs someone to watch their back.
Does he ever say sweet stuff to you?
You would say that, you slice-happy knife jockey.
I'm tired of repeating the same procedure to you guys over and over.
Dr. Cox tells me there's a surgical option.
- He's a great listener. - Why?
- Now go. Chop-chop. - You said you were stabbed.
(CLEARS THROAT) Ladies and gentlemen, toot-toot tootie,
Just my first thought. I'm still working out the rest.
Hey, guys, what's up? You out here scoping the ladies?
- You're smiling. - Oh, crap.
Happy?
Yeah, and he's always making light of my family
I bought a candle to set the mood. Work with me, it's all they had.
with one thing in particular. Dr. Turk, do you have anything to add?
DREW: Whoa.
but if you come back, I promise I'll treat you better.
You think it's so cool just to brag to everybody
If you saw your face, you'd understand.
(ALL LAUGHING)
There she is.
I'm sick of Cole. He's always running late.
The school assigned us scooters.
Listen to me. This could buy him some time.
By punishing her, I punish myself. Such is life.
Well, maybe if you just apologize to the cart, it'll come back.
Oh, no. That's how friends make jokes.
Hey, annoying girl. My fault. Too general.
That ain't right.
- Haven't found your cart yet, huh? - Nope.