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Oh, that's it. You're through, Dean.
Thank you. Thank you. Come on, hurry up.
Bart did it. And they're gonna try for a field goal.
- # fy # - # Testify, testify #
Satan, bite my shiny metal ass.
-[ Gunshot ] - Ladies and gentlemen, pour a little cider on those peepers...
[ Giggling ] Stop that.
- [ Tires Squealing ] - Homer, maybe I should drive.
Well, to be honest, yes.
#What thou shalt not I shalt did #
- Kappa Gamma Tau. - Last in grades, first in pranks.
[ Grunting ]
this bucket of super glue is gonna drop right on his head.
Hey, you gentiles are all right. [ Kisses ]
- Oh, it always does that. - [ Beeping ]
# Come on up and testify #
A&M is gonna kick your ivy-covered butts.
- On my father's deathbed, he made me promise- - [ Clears Throat ]
[HUMMING]
because Anton Lubchenko is gonna be kicking higher than a mule on payday.
# ti-#
It was a miracle and it was gross. Cool.
Welcome to the 1 1 7 th dust up between the Snortin' Swine of Springfield A&M...
-Finally, a chance to relive my golden college years. -Dad, you only took one course.