Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They'll hit the trips.

Oh, no. It's a trap.

Come on, buddy.

I don't think they believe you, Gary.

Okay. First of all, there are no favelas in Haiti.

I'm playing an Arab refugee. I'm from Connecticut.

You see a pig with a shirt on, right?

what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?"

More times than I could count, honestly.

Gary, Gary, Gary, don't.

Could you please just trace the call?

But not you, Crystal.

To George Orwell's Animal Farm.

I'm gonna help you. Come on.

is with a bread knife.

Do you want my address in Staten Island, New York,

We have children. We have grandchildren.

This is your manor, isn't it?

I mean, this country belongs to the uneducated and ignorant

- What? - I'm gonna eat a whole pie.

"I mean, never give up. I...

You know, most people think that you should use cheddar

- Hello? - 911. What's your emergency?

Hey, I get her mail sometimes.

He sleeps longer than he wanted to.

A German sub sank a ship on the way to Tsar Nicholas II.

What kind of sick individual even comes up with that?

What's in the file, Nicole?

No, the rest of it.

- What the fuck was that? - Hurry.

- Three klicks northwest. - "Three klicks northwest."

Where you going now?

Why don't you pull that door handle?

Yes, ma'am, I did.

- Listen to me, okay? - We can't do that.

happen to be getting fucking shot at,

I-I guess I should...

You need to call the American embassy.

Shit, shit, shit, shit!

- The team? - Yeah, the team.

Give it a flick, you're ready to party, okay?

I'm having trouble understanding you.

the one train car with the open door is full of illegals?

She's gonna rip you into pieces.

Okay, this is gary4USA.

So just calm the fuck down,

and you twist it around until it fits

We have a team, our team.

Lady, I don't know who you are.

You don't have to pretend anymore.

but if you don't cut the bullshit in three seconds,

There's a gravel road to the manor.

Well, they're trying to kill me.

He was an innocent.

Uh, so... so wait.