Roasting for Beginners - Unstable [S01E07]

And it was a science journal, so…

I don't know what that means, sir.

You're back early.

Yeah. It's so different from an eagle or a leopard.

Are we an us? I never thought of us as an us.

I think the real reason you want to prune

Oh, thank you for letting my son and I come in today, Juan.

That is so diabolical. I love it.

It's all good over here.

I'm sorry I said it, but your mom would've laughed.

I can't read anymore. I think I'm just gonna take a sick day.

We were at that bar, dancing and drinking, and everyone was telling funny stories.

…let's get sprinkling.

Morning. Beautiful day.

Perhaps I'll scare them with a story about vegetables

-You kidnapped him. -He has a tender heart.

I gave him my credit card and told him he could buy a new tuxedo

Look, you say that you can't live in my shadow.

So you do think I have bovine qualities?

So let's go somewhere

Say it. I wanna hear you say it.

I loved it, and I'm the one got vomited on.

I always thought there was nothing to make fun of.

Oh, there she is.

Ew.