Roasting for Beginners - Unstable [S01E07]

We were at that bar, dancing and drinking, and everyone was telling funny stories.

My dude, like I told you an hour ago, you need to find your pants and go home.

we got you a tin of biscuits.

Although it would explain why it was wet and on the hallway floor.

but only because that weird guy from Yellow Lab got on.

That preposterous answer tells me you know exactly what she was looking for.

I always thought there was nothing to make fun of.

What about something with "nozzle"? "Shit nozzle"?

Look, she made each of us an animal. I'm an eagle.

-Oh. -They're at each other's throats.

but maybe it's time for this playdate to be over.

that can disrupt the workplace.

I love sprinklers. I just think that my talents are best used elsewhere.

Uh, hey, Bob the Builder, unless you're attaching a toilet to those sprinklers,

-Sweet Satan's diaper. What is that smell? -It's the odor of us failing you.

It was a housewarming party?

-They’re how the trains know where to go. -I'm sorry, the truth?

Hmm. Although it's kind of heartbreaking when you think about it.

You gonna make me jump out of an airplane strapped face-to-face with you again?

and so we got a sealant to keep the stinky smell inside the wall.

Idiot.

How do I look? The name's Clevenger. Leslie Clevenger.

And so, in the spirit of your homeland,

I'm going to punish you for telling them about it.

His latex pants melted in your dryer last night.