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And now for our biggest star, it's lunchtime.
-(whimpers) -(chuckles)
so I'm afraid these are all co-owners.
- ...with a prank. -Oh, what do you need?
why are they wagging their tails?
With your smooth talk, you could convince anyone of anything.
We brought our old college stereo.
Okay, okay, I know you're mad,
You think your wife's gonna kill you
Wha-- No, wait, my wife will kill me.
Unlike you children, the fish don't make fun of me.
Everything in this country is backwards and wrong.
That's 'cause you're a lazy bum.
(laughs) Now if you'll excuse me,
Brace yourself, baby. It's ours.
We'll open the seawater gate and she'll go straight in the ocean.
-(sniffling) -Aw, don't cry.
Did I hear, "Wait, wait"?
Thank God. A way off the ship.
Don't tell my manager.
(imitating bagpipe)
My father died from drinking your product.
(gasps) Seinfeld.
Whoo-hoo!