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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
I'll just pretend I don't know we're on a dock
Have some Scottish feel-good juice.
Empty the tanks. Pull the plug!
Air bagpipes
Why don't you open that?
-Well, I never. -(angry chatter)
He's already in so much financial trouble.
Look how happy that thing is.
You set a fish free because it has an ocean to swim in.
I don't know, Lenny.
Oh...
¶ What do you do with a drunken salesman? ¶
and soon it'll be a Planet of the Apes.
Come on, Maggie.
and watch the whole world altruism.
Eh, no, it's just too hard.
Let me guess: overweight guy, midlife crisis?
We got a problem.
(chuckles) Don't be so sure.
(both laugh)
Well, fine. Here's my will.
Hip, hip, hooray!
-Yello. -Are you sitting down?
I heard that sharing boats can ruin friendships.
Just get it to Mexico by tomorrow.
(buzzing)
(moans)
Three cheers for Homer.