Bloody Ferlin - Archer [S03E09]

Well, hello there, game-changer.

Well, that's just great. Everybody gets laid in the holler but me.

Then off to New York City. You can just say New York.

Randy, you may be a racist, homophobic, wife-swapping drug dealer...

Is it called that because...

You lying-ass bitch!

I am gonna beat him like a rented mule!

You better get your ass in that house.

For all we know they're building a Gundam suit with bazookas for hands.

No, and to where? Six Flags Over The Shittier Parts of Chernobyl?

So is there, like, special chicken shaving cream, or...?

But you gotta admit, you were extremely pick-on-able.

You lyin'-ass bitch!

So your brother, the drug dealer-- He's not a drug dealer! He's a drug farmer.

WOMAN: ...is full. Goodbye. ARCHER: Idiot. Ha-ha-ha.

You drank too much! That's a thing?

I hear that. You hear what?

Yeah, like Kenny Rogers' Roosters. Roasters! Randy, wait!

I told him I'd get Pam to fight in his Ultimate Bum Shockfights.

Folks, we can't sit around eating her pie all day.

Apparently the intruders downloaded a virus into the mainframe.

To be a hoity-toity interior decorator. You can just say decorator.

...um, leads. From the clues.

Don't judge me. Food.

So this all needs to come out.