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So you started taping while talking to your neighbor.
Thumbs are for hitchhiking and being Fonzie.
-Good night, everybody! -Good night!
What does that have to do with--
So let's watch that tape now,
Aah!
I need to take a semester off, maybe in Greece,
Thanks for driving me home.
strawberries, and body chocolate...
Hey, this is what our foremothers fought for.
Well, either way,
I'm taking you home.
and if you want to keep Duke on the hook,
Bus life!
Then I thought maybe they were saying "goatsing," like,
That's not what your lips said.
We're tapping the keg at nine,
for the strawberries' bodies.
D'Fwan broke up with me!
This isn't just your run-of-the-mill cock-block no more.
But first, establish "Homey" as one of your many nicknames.
Oh, well, I've got plans tonight.
so that's why I'm going to divinity school.
of a Law & Order episode, it does not end well.
Duke, we can't do this.
I was linebacker at St. Albans School for Boys and Their Nannies.
Text me his number.
Titu-- Cork!
and trying to pull off her wedding ring!
Okay, here she is.
No. I'm onto you.
You better believe it, baby, baby!
We got to shut it down.
I'll come with, 'cause Kimmy and I are friends.
But if I were to take a lover, you're both exactly my type.
Text me his number.
-Titus? He's gay. -Well, it's not the last time
- Oh. -I'm free, bitches!