Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The concept of woman is a myth invented to oppress us.

Austin is having a party.

Isabellica Delmonicos.

Aces! How's tonight? 'Cause I'm in your hallway!

And now you got to get rid of him

I'm calling the White Widow.

but he's the chairman of the Redskins now,

Just the part where people squeeze water into my mouth for me.

You need your vitamin C!

Oh, to take down the Redskins.

You coming to my day-after-Valentine's party tonight?

I'm a feminist.

don't realize their pension checks are just slices of bologna.

You do know how to whistle, don't you, Duke?

Josie, FYI, your tits are all the way out.

What are you still doing here, Ti--

Oh, no, I'm pretty full of pudding, so--

Like a Choose Your Own Adventure.

Is Cork even your real name?

Wow. Are you, um--

so how about next time I'm in town, you let me make it up to you?

You're both exactly my type

You're Cork Rockingham?

Duke, what a surprise.

I bet you can't force my legs apart.

That was not me.

I'm gonna go to town on some hot D.

But remember what de Beauvoir wrote in Le Deuxieme Sexe?

Uh, put on a Holocaust movie till I get there.

and I know he's trying to get me into bed.

Even though they don't have recess.

So did she say that I was ghosting you?

What the hell's going on?

and I didn't get it till just now.

or an actor wearing glasses.

I've been trying to hit that for years.

Bottoms up, Cork.

I don't need you here just to keep Duke away from me.