The Play's the Big Thing - What's Happening!! [S02E07]

[chuckling] ROGER, ROGER, CALM DOWN.

NEITHER DID THE KING.

♪ OOH, DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE I'M CRAZY, I'M NOT CRAZY ♪

"CHEMISTRYF."

♪ I KNOW I REALLY CAN

OH, CONGRATULATIONS, ROGER. THANK YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU GET A TOW TRUCK TO PICK UP RERUN?

AND MAKIN' A FORTUNE, AND BECOMING FAMOUS, ALL FOR THE SAKE OF A FRIEND.

[shouting]

I TRIED TO BE A GOOD SON, I REALLY DID, MAMA,

LISTEN, I GOTTA RUN NOW BUT CALL ME SOMETIME, WE'LL HAVE LUNCH.

BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT A SON.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WROTE THAT SHOW,

YOU WANTED ME TO DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME, WHEN YOU TOLD ME,

IS AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE,

AND PRETTY GOOD WRITING IF I HAVE TO SAY SO MYSELF.

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪

HEY, I THOUGHT IT WAS TERRIFIC.

I-I'M A GOOD ACTOR, JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE AN "F" AVERAGE,

OF COURSE NOT.

THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN MAMA ASKED YOU IF YOU HAD A GIRL OVER,

OF COURSE.

AND ACTION.

YOU'RE SICK OF SCHOOL AND YOU'RE QUITTING.