Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

REPORTER: 911 emergency centres in several states report being flooded with calls

She's documented this whole disaster with this tiny little hidden camera.

and... I am really not fishing here...

Shall we all adjourn to the living room?

Up next, I got a big aerial display. It explodes and then a roaring bear face comes out.

Leah didn't play by the rules. Society crumbles without rules.

How are we gonna sneak out without her?

I don't have one. I ride my bicycle everywhere.

Prior to that, she was employed at a Lady Footlocker,

Even then, it's like a thousand to one. What are you, some kind of zombie-phobe?

Wait! Slow down!

They're just ordinary citizens,

- Thanks for the rap. - Okay.

- Words to that effect. - Don't beat yourself...

Okay, it's five, eight, zero, zero eight.

and talking and drinking.

- (SNARLING) - Shit! Aah!

It's Longfellow. He's from here. Portland, Maine.

- Okay. - What if instead of freeing the slaves,

Oh, you mean me? Duh! I'm the people you care about?

Whoa! This is, like, straight out of Mitchell Black!

Honey, are you okay?

Oh, oh... Mom, are you really there?

Stacy, Deb is my guest. Please!

- (SNARLING) - Stairs!

A broadcast, apparently originating from within the quarantine zone,

It's kinda scary, actually.

- A lot's happened since you broke up with me. - Are you gonna keep throwing that in my face?

The annual event drew famished foodies from Bangor to Brunswick

- Um... - Thank you.

You see that, boys?

When he turns, who do you think's gonna have to put him down?

I check in on Mrs Jones, get her groceries once in a while.

- We thought for sure... - No, no, I'm... I'm okay.

All right, we're a private security firm hired to handle this situation.

Hey, that's Misty Raines. Ah, they're still smiling.

McFly? Anybody home?

Honey, I am so sorry.

- How would that have helped me? - You know what?

Loved ones. I gotta call Stacy.

If loved ones display these traits, isolate them in a secure area and wait for help.

How many of those have you had? You seem drunk.

Where did you ever hear such a preposterous fabrication?

Even as a zombie, his hair is camera perfect!

- Awesome sauce! - (THEY LAUGH)

Dale! Chowder! Mad Dog!

I'm drunk. Deb, I haven't had dinner.

No, no. A lot of my best friends are zombies.

- (SNARLING) - Oh, my God!

No, I... You looked like a Deborah, so obviously I was wrong.

- Where did you creep up from? - Oh, I just... came with Rye-bread.

- You're so... different. - Thanks. We think he's adopted.

in response to the alleged zombie attack,

I don't exactly remember what happened last night...

Uh... sorry. (HE LAUGHS)

DEB: A little help here, chief! RYAN: I'm working on it!

so he could squeeze it into the Q2 budget.

- I don't know if I know it. - Oh?

Oh, if you could just, uh, get rid of that road block, I'll be... on my way.

Like I wish we could go in a time machine and go back five minutes, and then leave then.

I don't think documentation is going to be much of a problem.

Turns out it was in the water or something.

went viral on the internet just hours ago,

So we both agreed it best that I look for another job.

I'm trying to get down there, but if I don't make it...

- For the four of us, not five. - I'm sure Deb can squeeze in.

That's what you do when someone dies, to let their soul rise up to heaven.

Great! Somebody's coming in the store and they look drunk and I feel like ass today.

Oh, yeah, Ryan! Oh, my gosh!

They wouldn't understand the moral complexity of that situation.