Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Give me your iPod. Give it to me. Thank you.
You got the Stranglers. You love the Stranglers.
I just came by to say hi, I'm ready to work.
- Sorry. A lot of people. My uncle too. - Really?
- (TIFFANY) I just hope you can handle it. - Thank you.
You know what's more American? Benjamin Franklin.
Because that must have been fucking crazy
Open up.
We are gonna make it to the next round.
Guess we're not that different, huh, Dad?
- Happy Halloween. - Hi.
Oh, West Side Story.
By your slow walk. You can't talk.
Were there any women?
- Isn't it awesome? - Not for dinner.
Stop breaking my balls.
- Seen her? - Find her.
I get it.
(WHISPERS) Metallica, Megadeth.
- Keep going. - A brick oven.
They make me foggy and they also make me bloated.
Just practicing. How'd Tommy die?
Restraining order's nothing to fool with, bro.
DeSean Jackson's in the house.
It might've made you feel worse about your behaviour,
The lawyer instructed, he said we should plead that,
Recognise these feelings. Otherwise you will be sent back to Baltimore.
Because I do this. Time after time, I do all this shit for other people.
- Does Veronica still talk to Nikki? - Yeah.
- Don't worry about it. - I would call Nikki.
please welcome Pat Solatano Jr. and Tiffany Maxwell.
The song that was playing when my wife
What are you talking about? What makes the Cowboys America's team?
plus Pat and Tiffany gotta get at least a 5 at the dance.
Meantime, if you listen to that song, I don't want you to fall apart.
You made the bet, I won a lot of money,
I'm gonna interview you, what it's like to get that camera broken over your head.
Just don't make her an emergency, that crazy girl.
- Patty. Patty. - Don't look for Nikki!
(DOORBELL RINGS)
I know who his team is
- when Pat is with me, we settled that. - Stay for...
So am I.
I'm getting engaged.
They go by Philadelphia rules. Each dancer is scored 1 to 10,
if it's me reading the signs, I need to see something
You can say that again. Those cocksuckers!
I'm Tommy's crazy whore widow, minus the whore thing for the most part.
Hey, Pat, Tiffany.
Like, I'm trying to do this, you know, and then I'm, like, suffocating.
- (PAT) Dad's got you sitting here? - He calls me jailhouse lawyer.
I'm not the big slut!
And a 5.4.
That connection with DeSean Jackson, it doesn't matter anymore.
Patrizio, don't hit him!
Why are you giving me such a hard time?
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
- She didn't say anything. Didn't tell me. - The court said yes. Don't worry.
Nikki's gonna be there, you know?
(LAUGHING)
The whole family is together. Mom makes braciole. Dad puts the jersey on.
(SIGHS)
- Don't yell at me like that. - Well, then don't behave this way.
on the official seal of the state of New York?
(TIFFANY) You shut the fuck up. (PAT) Tiffany. Tiffany.
You said if I wrote a letter, you'd get it to Nikki.
No, I'm not gonna. It makes me foggy...
I miss you. I really need someone to talk to.
I don't have a filter when I talk.
Pat, you're gonna wake everybody up!
- Let's talk about that. - Be my guest.
WhY'd You run by my house?
my god tu sais tres bien danser
- I'll fix it when I get back. - Now.
Pat, this whole thing was a mistake.
As my friend Check would say:
Tiffany, what are you talking about? What do you mean, can't give the letter?
This is what I believe, this is what I learned in the hospital.
Ronnie. Pat.
- You can't do it. - Well, you know, I didn't approve
He broke up my marriage. Are you being a troublemaker?
Danny was in for assault because of crystal meth and alcohol.
And if you do, if you stay positive, you have a shot at a silver lining.
Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital.
- Everything good? - (PAT) Mm-hm.
I wanna do everything I can to help you get back on your feet.
My father had no trouble slapping the shit out of me,
I love you, Dad.
That's when I was an x-ray technician and I had my ADD and my anxiety.
I got nothing but love for you brother
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry.
- I think it's a stupid bet. - Randy.
First of all, check with the latest legal development.
You said you had it together, you were solid.
Tea.
No walk, no letter.
And you guys are how good?
I was trying to be romantic.
Your father expects to spend time with you, Pat.
wut.
Do us a favour, don't read for a while. Why are you wearing a garbage bag?
We haven't finished the salad yet or the duck...
- Like, What? What day is it? - Yeah. (LAUGHS)
7.5, and 6.5.
(PAT SR.) Patty.
- Benjamin Franklin? - Franklin, the founder of our country.
BAD RADIO ADVERTISING FOR JEWELRY STORE
You know what? I'm just gonna stop talking.
- Is that illegal? - I'm your brother in green,
Why are they so excited about a 5?
you were in a superior mental illness category, didn't you?
Oh, my God. Nikki hated when I talked like this. Made me feel like such a perv.
- What do you mean? - Don't have the controls.
I got nothing but love for you, brother.
and his wife Veronica's a real stickler for...
Do you feel that? That's emotion.
I had a good time tonight.
Tomorrow, can I spend half the day with you?
Buddy, thank you. That's so nice of you.
And the boss called me in to his office and tried to pin it all on me.
(PAT SR.) Get out of here with that camera.
Life reaches out a moment like this, it's a sin if you don't reach back.
We have a 4.9...
This is Cliff. My doctor.