Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm the homeboy you screamed at to get my ghetto-mobile off the road.
Could you be half as nice to me as you are to her?
Letting you run this place would be a great educational experience.
Even if it doesn't seem like it.
Start punching out on time or I’ll punch you out on time
I need my lucky do-rag.
You should avoid eating sushi from the Gas 'N' Go.
Turk, I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
is the start of an aortic dissection and dammit, we caught it early.
Show me your penis and I'll take it away from you.
It came free with the fill-up. Am I supposed to just throw it away?
I don't know what happened. I'm usually quick and funny.
You never pay attention to the little things that are important to me.
Nothing disgusting.
Have you ever noticed words that rhyme with "bowel" are always bad?
Sometimes for the better.
Shoot, I forgot your coffee.